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Originally Posted by Texashorselady
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>Date: Tue, 11 Oct 2005 08:26:28 -0500
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>>THESE ARE ACTUAL NEWSPAPER ADS!
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>>FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
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>>FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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>>FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
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>>FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
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>>FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while..better
>>be a reward.
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>>COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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>>NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby
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>>GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
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>>JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
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>>WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
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>>(AND THE BEST ONE)
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>>FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
>>Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got
>>married last month. Wife knows everything.
