Thread: St.Maarten/St.Marin - ORIENT BEACH is Great!

Originally Posted by stanford's girl

This post is a perfect reason why you belong on THE LIST, Ken!!

Come on.....go ahead.......do it......it doesn't hurt much....you know you want to.......just click on the link below

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I'm Ken again? I guess I'll have to change my name. So when is my name changing? Ken

Originally Posted by suntanshipshape

I'm Ken again? I guess I'll have to change my name. So when is my name changing? Ken

BOB ... Yes! You might as well change it Ken!

Originally Posted by LuLu

BOB ... Yes! You might as well change it Ken!

Yes, I think change is easier. Think Janice is too much at nights?

Originally Posted by nealberk

That is not true. Four people have escaped Hanna's demands for extortion money - i.e. dues. I think two are dead and two are in the witness protection program.

Originally Posted by suntanshipshape

Hmmm, I'm already in the witness protection program having dropped out of the sky into area 51, given a pair of sunglasses, a coconut straw hat, an aloha shirt, and a new cabin in a different cruiseline every couple weeks. Hanna has been plying me with the frubs but won't take my martian kronas. What will I do, THE list intrigues me and the mystery scares me as much as when people first see me. I can't smile; no teeth. I speak without moving my lips; no lips. You know? I don't think this WPP really works for me. THE list may work for me. I don't know.

Originally Posted by suntanshipshape

I'm Ken again? I guess I'll have to change my name. So when is my name changing? Ken

Ummm Janice, Your not suppose to call him by his real name before he went into the witness protection program sheesh! LOL

Originally Posted by suntanshipshape

Yes, I think change is easier. Think Janice is too much at nights?

LOL Yes, change it and she will start calling you Joe!!!

Originally Posted by suntanshipshape

I'm Ken again? I guess I'll have to change my name. So when is my name changing? Ken

OMG, I can't believe I did it AGAIN!!!!

Please forgive me for being such a dunce, Bob!!

But you still need to be on THE LIST!!!

Wonderful beach and delightful day! My friend and I enjoyed it immensely but glad we did not take the kiddos for the "boob parade". For some reason, it never occurred to me that the topless women would walk the beach w/o their tops.

We rented 2 chairs and a much-needed umbrella for the day ($24 USD) and had fabulous food while sitting in these chairs under our umbrella. Each meal was about $20 USD. Water was refreshing, clear, and blue, blue, blue. Sand was white and fine and the day was spectacular!

Van ride each way from the easy-to-spot area off the cruise ship pier was $6 per person each way for the 20 minute ride to the beach and 40 minute ride back to the ship. Traffic was horrendous, as were the road conditions and the living conditions of many islanders.

We loved our day on Orient Beach and would return in a heartbeat...

Travelmom ....

Thanks for your time to tell us about your great day at Orient Beach!