Thread: Solstice, December 28, 2008

And that makes 101, oops!


Damn!

Lunch was great...it's been a fantastic afternoon.

Sharon, to be absolutely honest with you, my last worshipping the porcelain god was the last time FSU won the National Championship. It was a great game (so I'm told), but I spent almost all night indisposed. We made major mistakes, beginning with Champagne at 10:00 AM! Beer, drinks, shots...it got crazy. I won't go into details. Haven't repeated since - I swore that would never happen again. It hasn't...so far. I'm not planning to change that.

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave
25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons? So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk, Did you mean 2.5 gallons?
The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my
face'.

Holy moly! 8+ pages to read! Now that I have caught up, it's time to sign off
Did you read what CheryL stated on Y! about internet chatrooms etc?

Very thought provoking. And CheryL, I meant to give you a for that post!!!
Unfortunately, I can tell you AlOT of stories that would just amaze you (the 25 girl old woman who leaves her husband in Arkansas to move to California to some man she never met AND she takes her 3 children!) I understand the glamour and promise of one place over the other...but please!...I don't need to spell out the dangers

Anyways, too many stories, so little time

Oops sorry Captain.

I don't recall that story. And since I know how old you are and how old I was when I finally grasped the fine line, I can tell you that you are closing in on the "epiphany". I just decided no amount of fun was worth . Although this crowd could be a really really bad influence.

Originally Posted by Cindi

Lunch was great...it's been a fantastic afternoon.

That's nice.

LOL, love it Hanna!

whoo hooo thanks for all the frubals, Neal, char, Ed.
Sharon...not! hehehe
Oh I was wondering about the smilies...is Kent going for this one?

Kent, please do share...

There is a newbie on the Dark Side on the RC. It can't be because he can spell and is polite. Been a member since 2003 but apparently has been a lurker.

Originally Posted by hanna

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful...

I'm pretty certain I know that blonde...

Hanna, I know you're steward and everything, but let me just say that you are welcome to drop those zingers in here anytime you'd like!