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*Lars*
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I could never live there!..
Not close enough to the sea?Originally Posted by *Lars*
They say that Texas does not slip and fall off into the Gulf of Mexico because Oklahoma........ nevermind.......Congratulations Kat. And remember, although Oklahoma is smaller than Texas, it's on top.
Neal (International Association of Troublemakers)
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."- Mark Twain
Congrats, Kat. Tell us about the job!
Neal (International Association of Troublemakers)
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."- Mark Twain
no, because it is Oklahoma......
"What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?"
A. They both will end up in a trailer park.
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What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?
Relative Humidity.
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How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?
A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.
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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He coaches at the University of Oklahoma , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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You know you're from Oklahoma if:
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
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There are 4 ou players in a car. Who is driving?
A. The police
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Did you hear about the new honor system at ou?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
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OU has hired a new defensive coordinator.
Johnny Cochran starts on Monday.
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Two Sooner football players were hootin’, hollerin’ and yee hawin’ when the bartender asked them why
they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished
a jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months.
“Two months!?” exclaimed the bartender. “To complete a simple puzzle?”
The Texan replied, “Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years.”
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A little boy and his mother were walking in a Norman cemetary when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an Oklahoma graduate and an honest man.”
The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”
Shall I go on?
Neal (International Association of Troublemakers)
"Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it."- Mark Twain
Well, at least we got your attention.no, because it is Oklahoma......
"What does a Oklahoma graduate and a tornado have in common?"
A. They both will end up in a trailer park.
-----------------------------------------------------
What do you call the sweat on two sooners having sex?
Relative Humidity.
-----------------------------------------------------
How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?
A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.
------------------------------------------------------
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He coaches at the University of Oklahoma , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
-------------------------------------------------------
You know you're from Oklahoma if:
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
--------------------------------------------------------
There are 4 ou players in a car. Who is driving?
A. The police
————————————————————-
Did you hear about the new honor system at ou?
Yes, your Honor. No, your Honor.
————————————————————-
OU has hired a new defensive coordinator.
Johnny Cochran starts on Monday.
————————————————————-
Two Sooner football players were hootin’, hollerin’ and yee hawin’ when the bartender asked them why
they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished
a jigsaw puzzle and it only took two months.
“Two months!?” exclaimed the bartender. “To complete a simple puzzle?”
The Texan replied, “Yeah, but the box said 4-6 years.”
————————————————————-
A little boy and his mother were walking in a Norman cemetary when they came
upon a headstone that read “Here lies an Oklahoma graduate and an honest man.”
The little boy asked, “Mommy, why did they bury 2 people in there?”
Shall I go on?
Good luck on your move and your new job, Kat!
Mindy aka mconthehighseas
CLF Research Diva
On hiatus from cruising, but still very interested!!!
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