Thread: Pre Cruise Training Program!

Hello Fellow Cruise Junkies...

For those about to embark on a cruise, are you following the 7-week pre-cruise training program to properly prepare for our journey?

1. That's right cruisers, 11 meals a day regardless if you are hungry or not... yes, ice cream and apple strudel are ok for breakfast.

2. Beginning today, try to live in your place only using ONE electric outlet... rotate those cell phones, shavers, hair dryers, and laptops...you will thank me for this tip later.

3. As for the towels, if you want to fold them into strange creatures while you're still at home, be my guest, but... if you leave them on the floor, you will find them on the floor when you get home at night... you'll have to wait till your next cruise for someone to replace that wet, used towel with a nice fresh one. (First time cruisers will laugh at that once they see the signs hanging on the towel rack in the bathroom).

4. Let's see, what else... ah yes.... conditioning the liver! C'mon, admit it folks, no one is going on this trip to drink water for 7 days! My advice...find your drink and stick with it! Now I know what you seasoned cruisers are thinking....but Storm'n Norm , I HAVE to have the "Special Cocktail" of the day as soon as I get on the ship (maybe 6 or 7 of them by the time the ship sets sail), then a few beers during sail-away, some wine with dinner, maybe a cordial after that, and maybe back to beer for the rest of the night.....and MAYBE even some shots!!!

Good grief, my liver is starting to twitch just thinking about it! See why proper liver conditioning is so essential?!?! (OK...for those NOT laughing ... this is SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY...lighten up!!!)

Anyway...my next cruise will be my 67th cruise - so I can call myself an 'expert'.

Well..that's about it for now......Need to get back to my training as I leave an a few days for 29 days @ sea!!

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Too Funny! Love it!