I think you need to have a word with some of your fellow stewards. So far this morning, I've had a pm from one steward giving me a good telling off for referring in the mildest possible terms and indirectly to you know what in a mildly ironic fashion (end of page above) so as to draw attention to the fact that we had, a few posts earlier, been wrongly accused of referring to you know what and of swearing. This steward appeared convinced that "Bushville", a freindly term for America here, was a you know what word. Obvioulsy he went to different you know what lessons to the rest of us.

Then, an hour or so later, bafflement reached new heights when I received something called an "infraction" (the word isn't in my dictionary) for using a perfectly normal German phrase which your leader appears to have mistaken for some kind of Hitlerite greeting. Apparently German is, and I quote, an "inappropriate language".

Then a third one giving me 8 and a half million frubals. Confusing, what, old bean?

I trhink there's a bit of an anti-Brit thing going on here, and I'm offski until you can work out whether we are welcome or not.

Bye.

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